(falls over hilariously) Gah! (is caught by lanky nephew who smirks)
So, I have this cold, but my body responds to illnesses weirdly. Instead of running any fevers, I go hypothermic and drop to dangerous levels for my body temp. Then my vertigo likes to kick in at random moments and I go from perfectly stable (or as stable, physically, as I can get) to literally falling off my bed even though I’m leaning up against the wall on the opposite side of the bed from the floor.
I was heading through the kitchen (in the area that has no walls handy or furniture to catch myself on) when my vertigo kicked in hard. My eldest nephew was, thankfully, two steps away and caught me.
Then proceeded to smirk while walking me to the sofa and making sure I wouldn’t fall off of it as well.
Which is also a thing that happens. A lot.
Make sure to check out the original One-Liner Wednesday.