Death in Pink

Perhaps not the most common

And certainly going to get a giggle

Really now, Princess, you shouldn’t frown

And stomp your little foot there

Seeing how your enemies

Only see an umbrella

Let them laugh as you kill them


Just found out that Princess Peach in the Mario RPG game that my nephew is playing uses a parasol as her weapon. At first I laughed at the thought of her hitting people with it or having a little blade on the point, but no. She points it at her enemies, opens it and then closes it and then they die.

Still makes me giggle even as I wonder what opening and closing the parasol does to cause damage.