Possessive Snobs – Almost One-Liner Wednesday

So I had to move Gabriel (our buck goat) from one pen to another and unfortunately that meant leading him through the does’ pen (someday, I will have nice little pens for everyone) and he decided to slip my grip (thrice) and try and have several…er…moments…with the does, but the geese (who are sharing the does’ pen because it’s the biggest pen and has enough room so that they can’t harass the ducks) didn’t like that at all, so they chased him off while pulling at his winter coat (they don’t do that to any of the kids or the does who they seem to adore even though the geese are still kind of snobbish to everyone else) because the does weren’t interested in Gabriel.

I think the geese were convinced that Gabe was trying to steal ‘their does.’


I was really trying to make this a One-Liner Wednesday post, but it felt like I was trying too hard with the whole run-on sentence that just felt really forced. So I’m going to call this one and Almost One-Liner Wednesday.

You should still check out the original One-Liner Wednesday though. (Will update link when able.)