Teleporting Dog – One-Liner Wednesday

Vincent how did you get he-you’re to small to be my dog.


My thought process when I came to spend a week with my nest oldest sister. She has a long-hair black cat named Elphaba who likes to sprawl under her kitchen table just like my large black dog does. I have no idea how I could look at small and elegant Elphaba and think of my large farm dog. They have the same color fur and they both have this ruff around their necks, but those are the only common things about them.

Make sure to check out the original One-Liner Wednesday.