Grasshoppers when they see me in the morning coming to dig up scotch thistle, “Well, there goes the neighborhood.”
Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday
Far From Home – One-Liner Wednesday
There’s no sickness like homesickness; there’s no home like those you love.
Thumbsucker – One-Liner Wednesday
Just spent ten minutes letting my youngest dog chew/suck on my fingers while trying to read my textbook.
Gratitude – One-Liner Wednesday
Seat belts save lives. –I don’t remember who said it first
Trying is What We Must Do – One-Liner Wednesday
It’s hard to think, hard to talk, hard to listen when no one wants to hear…that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try all the same.
Huff and Puff – One-Liner Wednesday
So I’ve been prescribed more aerobic exercise by my new neurologist, does hauling buckets of water out to newly planted saplings, herbs, and berry bushes count?
Multi-Generational Housing – One-Liner Wednesday
I get to sit in different rooms and listen to Bella call her daughter Ysma from one room to another with kitty chirps.
Animal Inspiration – One-Liner Wednesday
(watches little goats do major gymnastics to get out of the yard when they really shouldn’t be able to)
…I wonder if the people who invented parkour were really just trying to see if they could pull off a goat’s moves.
Eternal Sadness – One-Liner Wednesday
Nothing says betrayal like a five week old puppy that wants out of his pen.
Ironic Island – One-Liner Wednesday
Ah yes, that is the logic that a child of 11 years has.
My thoughts when re-watching Pixar’s “Inside Out” and you’ve passed the sequence that talks about the different Islands of Personality and Joy has stated that she ‘loves Honest Island, and that’s the truth!’ Which is followed up on in an ironic way later when Fear mentions how happy he was to hear from Joy that the whole earthquakes happening in California were just rumors and weren’t true.
I kind of just sat there and went, huh. Before remembering the logic I had at that age and that my nieces and nephews have had at that age and then nodded.
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